woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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