Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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