nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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