im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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