i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
Randomize
