do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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