THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
