worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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