Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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