As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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