How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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