i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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