I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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