did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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