walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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