? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
false alarm. still invincible.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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