Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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