That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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