please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
