I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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