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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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