i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
