Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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