U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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