Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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