Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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