Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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