found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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