so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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