just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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