"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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