better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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