okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
tell me about the fingering
Randomize