Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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