Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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