Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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