I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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