Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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