Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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