She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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