Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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