yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
farters have to be the big spoon...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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