is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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