whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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