office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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