my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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