We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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