i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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