He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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