Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
