I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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