He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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