I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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