the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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