in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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